Banana Polish
Need to polish your shoes? Use a banana peel. They say it works.
http://www.wikihow.com/Polish-Shoes-With-a-Banana
I think it is funny, but I’m not sure I believe a banana peel is really equivalent to shoe polish. Whatever properties a banana peel shares with shoe polish, a banana doesn’t have everything that shoe polish does.
If you give it a try you can let me know how effective it is.
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